JUST JOKES!

I got this from my friend so i want to share these jokes with everyone...

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North Amerika.
MARIA : Here it is.
TEACHER : Correct.Now class,who discover Amerika?
CLASS : Maria.
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TEACHER : John,why are you doing your math mutiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER : Glenn,how do you spell crocodile?
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER : No,that's wrong.
GLENN : Maybe it's wrong,but you ask me how i spell it.

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TEACHER : Donald,what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said its H to O.

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TEACHER : Winnie,name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!

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TEACHER : Glenn,why are you always get so dirty?
GLENN : Well,i'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I".
MILLIE : I is ...
TEACHER : No, Millie...Always say,'I am'
MILLIE : All right, 'I am the ninth letter of alphabet'

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TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIE : Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, i don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir, its the same dog.

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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.